Fink - Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Smackdown! Tonight there will be a royal rumble to decide the world champion! The rules are as follows: two competitors enter the ring at the same time. After the bell is rang, every minute, one more competitor enters. This will go on until ALL competitors have entered, then it will go until just one competitor is in the ring. To eliminate a competitor, you must throw that competitor over the top rope. Let's all find out now, who drew #1!
[No Chance in Hell starts up and out walks Shane McMahon. He struts down to the ring and climbs in the ring and awaits his opponent]
Fink - Now, let's find out who drew #2!
[Droz's music plays as he makes his way to the ring, jumps in and immediately attacks Shane McMahon.]
JR - What a great start! Wouldn't you say so King?
King - What?!? I can't beleive that Shane was #1!
[Droz continues to beat on Shane. Lawler gets out of his seat. He walks to the ring and holds open the ropes when Droz throws Shane to them. Shane goes through the middle ropes and Lawler helps him hide.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[BUZZ! Hardcore Holly runs down to the ring, and gets Shane back in the ring. He punches Lawler in the face and then gets in the ring.]
JR - How did that feel King?
King - If Holly is still in when i get in he will pay!
[Holly and Droz double team Shane but then Holly turns on Droz and Shane is left in the corner to rest]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[X-Pac runs into the ring and bronco busts Shane immediately. Droz and Holly continue to fight while X-Pac continues to brawl with Shane.
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[The Blue Meanie runs into the ring and helps former J.O.B. Squad member Bob Holly beat on Droz. X-Pac throws Shane into the ropes and spinning heel kicks him over the top.]
JR - Shane McMahon has been eliminated!
King - POOR SHANE!
[Blue Meanie continues to beat on Droz while Holly focuses on X-Pac.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Test walks down to the ring and stands in the corner until he notices The Blue Meanie about to eliminate Droz, then he attacks Holly.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
King - HA HA MY TURN!! HOLLY HERE I COME!
[Lawler gets out of his broadcasting location and climbs in the ring. He immediately goes after Holly.] JR - Watch out King!
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Jeff Jarrett runs down to the ring to help Lawler against Holly. X-Pac is taking a breather in the corner.] Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Mankind runs into the ring and sides with Test attacking the Blue Meanie. Lawler and Jarrett finally eliminate Holly. Jarrett then goes after X-Pac.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Val Venis comes into the ring and goes after Lawler. X-Pac X-factors Double J then picks him up and throws him over the top rope.]
JR - X-Pac has just eliminated his second competitor! Droz has been in the longest so far... then X-Pac!
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Goldust runs into the ring and attacks Val Venis. Lawler crawls out of the ring.]
JR - It looks like Goldust wants revenge for Val taking Terri away! And it looks like Lawler is a coward climbing under the ring and all.
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Scott Taylor struts down to the ring and gets Lawler out from under the ring. They get in and attack Test and Mankind. The Blue Meanie then eliminates Droz.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Bradshaw runs into the ring and attacks Test. Mankind tries to help Test, but Taylor and Lawler keep him at bay. Mankind puts the Mandible claw on Taylor and Taylor stumbles over the top rope.]
JR- Scott Taylor just eliminated himself with the help of Mankind! X-Pac has now been in there the longest, followed by the Blue Meanie.
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Ken Shamrock runs into the ring and attacks Bradshaw. Lawler backs off from mankind and runs out of the ring again.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[D'Lo runs into the ring and attacks X-Pac. Test, Mankind and Shamrock gang up on Bradshaw and eliminate him. Val Venis throws Goldust over. Venis then goes after Test.] JR - This is the most exciting match i've ever called on my own!
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Road Dogg runs in and immediately helps out X-Pac. Mankind and Shamrock plan strategy in the corner.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Badd Ass Billy Gunn sneaks into the ring behind Road Dogg and clobbers him in the back of the head.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[The Undertaker walks to the ring. He steps over the top rope and Mankind and Shamrock immediately attack him.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Bossman runs in with his nightstick and attacks Shamrock with it. Shamrock goes over the top and then the ref gets in and takes the night stick away.
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Tiger Ali Sing walks to the ring and stands in the corner. Undertaker throws Mankind into the ropes, catches him, and Chokeslams him over the top.
JR - Mankind has just been eliminated!
[Singh then takes Bossman and clotheslines him over the top.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Al Snow walks down to the ring with head and climbs in the ring. He uses head to clobber The Blue Meanie. Meanie goes over the top.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[The Rock walks down to the ring and climbs in. He goes after Undertaker and they exchange blows. Al Snow then hits Singh with Head and Singh is eliminated. The refs then take head away from Snow.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Viscera walks down to the ring and attacks the Rock. Lawler climbs back in the ring, stands up and gets clotheslined over by Al Snow.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Cactus Jack walks down to the ring and attacks Val Venis.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Mark Henry walks down to the ring and helps D'Lo with X-Pac. Venis turns his attention to Viscera and gets him over the top rope.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Shawn Michaels struts down to the ring and attacks Val Venis. Mark Henry and D'Lo finally eliminate X-Pac.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Stone Cold walks down to the ring and attacks the Undertaker.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Hawk walks down to the ring and attacks D'Lo.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Sable walks down to ringside, climbs in the ring then climbs back out. She goes over to the announce table and talks with JR.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Gangrel walks down to the ring, goes to Hawk and spews "blood" in his face.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Paul Wight walks down to the ring. He attacks the Undertaker while Stone Cold and The Rock turn their attention to each other.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Steve Blackman enters the ring. He attacks Test.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[Brian Christopher struts down to the ring and attacks HBK.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!
[HHH enters and throws Brian Christopher out of the ring to get to HBK.]
Crowd - 5...4...3...2...1!